Monday, January 07, 2008

I slept through the second half of GP lesson and Mrs Tan's tutorial.

But other than that, I didn't sleep in class! Yay! =)

Miss K didn't scold anyone today, which is a miracle.

EVERYONE cam to class early, we girls all pinned our fringes up like nerds and the guys gelled their hair in a hairstyle like those you see in ICs of middle aged people or on TV.

Then everyone made more changes to their annotations of the blackberry picking poem and braced themselves for the lady boss.

I was telling Pris how lit lesson was like taking a flight.

You make sure you have all that you need like passport and tickets, in this case, our lit texts and properly done homework.

You make sure your attire is extremely conservative. ( If you read the papers, recently an angmoh women wasn't allowed to board a plane cos she was apparently too sexily dressed.) So in both cases, short skirts = DIE. Pants for guys gotta be high. (Best if worn below the moobs. If you have moobs.

Wait at the gate for boarding. Here in school, it means you be in class before Miss K does.

No handphones or any other commucative devices allowed throughout the flight.

Don't use your non-commucative devices until when given the green light. In lit, you don't take your pencils out to do note taking until the boss tells you to.

In case of turbulance during flight, put on your safety belt and sit tight. In lit lesson, you just make sure you sit properly, don't slouch.

In case of emergency landing, brace yourself. In Miss K's lesson, if she starts one of her scolding/blow up sessions, never look her in the eye until you're sick of living.

Now you know how early we reached the classroom before lit started. Heh. EXTREMELY.

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