Ten grumpy grandparents drank a case of wine.
One was too drunk, and then left nine.

Nine grumpy grandparents couldn’t walk straight.
One felt into the river, and that left eight.

Eight grumpy grandparents tried to fly to heaven.
One thought he succeeded so then there were seven.

Seven grumpy grandparents looked after kids.
One was too tired, and then there were six.

Six grumpy grandparents learnt how to dive.
One didn’t surface, there left five.

Five grumpy grandparents tried not to snore.
One tried too hard, so then there left four.

Four grumpy grandparents sitting in a tree.
One couldn’t come down, so then there were three.

Three grumpy grandparents taught a lion to “moo”
The lion was irritated, so then there left two.

Two grumpy grandparents wanted to learn to ski.
One didn’t show up so that left me.

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Found this when I was packing up my room into boxes before moving to Outram.

My english assignment in secondary 1. I thought it was dm retarded. Haha.